Three crackle and a top coat nail polish for 5 buc…

Three crackle and a top coat nail polish for 5 bucks? Yes, please.

My grampa calls WiFi “SciFi”. I can’t handle how c…

My grampa calls WiFi “SciFi”. I can’t handle how cute that is.

The Dean Slash Sheriff post just came to mind. “Bu…

The Dean Slash Sheriff post just came to mind. “Buttholes don’t work that way!”

I get to be a dancer again.

Eventually I’ll learn that alcohol sets off my IBS…

Eventually I’ll learn that alcohol sets off my IBS and really isn’t worth it. Abdomen pain. Ugh.

So I’m probably gonna be able to be in the chorus/…

So I’m probably gonna be able to be in the chorus/a dance extra for the show A Chorus Line. I am piss-my-pants excited.

Where the Fuck Did That Bruise Come From?: An Auto…

Where the Fuck Did That Bruise Come From?: An Autobiography

You are a cunt and you NEVER deserved my sister.

You are a cunt and you NEVER deserved my sister.

Let me get this straight.

Certain individuals have no problem at all with health insurance covering products for a guy with a limp dick, but refuse to cover birth control pills, which treat many serious conditions, because why should they have to pay for those sluts to have sex?

Does that about sum it up?

Just want to make sure I understand the issue…

Lyme caused some of my hair to fall/thin out. It r…

Lyme caused some of my hair to fall/thin out. It really upset me. Sister helped today and I feel on top of the world now

My sister put extentions in my hair and I now have…

My sister put extentions in my hair and I now have mermaid hair and I am really really excited.

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

the-alphakids-have-the-tardis:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

do you know how great the dresses from the 2010 alice in wonderland movie are

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they’re really great

and let’s not forget the best thing

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the armor

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY POINTED THIS OUT YESYES THANK YOU

FEMALE ARMOR THAT ACTUALLY COVERS THE BODY AND IS STILL FUCKING GORGEOUS I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE EVEN IF IT’S NOTHING LIKE THE BOOKS

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.