Alpaca look so fucking goofy after they’ve been sh…

Alpaca look so fucking goofy after they’ve been sheared. I love it.

There is always sand in my bed…

There is always sand in my bed…

I will have my own car in a few days. Holy shit. M…

I will have my own car in a few days. Holy shit. My sister is giving me her old one. Which is Gram’s old car. 16yrs old. OH WELL IT’S A CAR!

If I could breathe out of my nose, that would be l…

If I could breathe out of my nose, that would be lovely.

Full-sized bed and I curl up in a tiny ball way ne…

Full-sized bed and I curl up in a tiny ball way near the top. Huh.

Boo to the nice girls, praise be to slut fucking.

Livebloging Bo Burnham’s Words Words Words from my…

Livebloging Bo Burnham’s Words Words Words from my dumb phone. So weird format. Sorry not sorry.

Realizing The Lion King is Hamlet blew my god damn…

Realizing The Lion King is Hamlet blew my god damn mind.

Netflix has taught me more about the world than sc…

Netflix has taught me more about the world than school ever did, be it history, science, or social studies.

Still not dead. Just working a lot…

Still not dead. Just working a lot…

My head is a very ugly place right now. Good thing…

My head is a very ugly place right now. Good thing I need to go to sleep so I can work in the morning…

Tiger Balm. Soothes my neck spasm and menthol fres…

Tiger Balm. Soothes my neck spasm and menthol freshness clears my nose. Cool.

It just seems wrong that I’m fighting acne and fin…

It just seems wrong that I’m fighting acne and finding white hairs at the same time. Like some cosmic joke. Real fucking funny.

I’ve always lived out far enough from downtown to …

I’ve always lived out far enough from downtown to see the stars. I don’t think I could live in light pollution. A blank sky is unsettling.

Not dead. Jelly had surgery. Doing wonderful. New …

Not dead. Jelly had surgery. Doing wonderful. New job. Electronics dept at Toy’s R Us. Life’s going well, just busy. But not dead. Promise.