Out On A Limb

pagingdoctorpaine:

r4ditud3:

I want

Basically, run.

(Source: hartboy)

(Source: goodmorning-mylove)

lacigreen:

longlive-the-fasttimes:

This is my dash guys, I love the internet.

at first i thought it said build a fart with you

but then it got sexier

m-as-tu-vu:

..^*^..

corgisandboobs:

workedallweekitstimetoplay:

Me: Ugh, why isn’t my pizza done yet?
Mom: It’s been in for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh, god, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!

Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Pettigrew.

(Source: cruciology)

Pretty sure I just sliced my gums with one of those damn flossing things.

It got stuck in my teeth, and trying to pull it out, it slipped. Smashed into my gum line. 

Ow ow ow.

(Source: goodmorning-mylove)

what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me

doctorwho:

thetasrose:

anartistandfor:

#that ship that you shipped within twenty seconds

#and then broke your heart after 7 minutes

(Source: poisontao)

4nchored:

He was being stubborn about eating his fruit, so I stacked it on his head.

(Source: movesliketennant)